Siri, the lovable semi-intelligent virtual assistant that lives on our iPhones, has plenty of useful tricks and an enormous commands list up his/her sleeve, but not everything Siri does must be helpful. If you’re looking for a laugh, you can issue Siri a huge variety of odd statements or commands, and in turn get some hilarious if not just outright sassy responses back.
By no means is this a complete list of Siri’s humor archives as people seem to find new humorous features every day, but this is an amusing variety of nearly one hundred goofy statements and commands to make. Sometimes asking the same question twice or three times in a row can get different and ever continuously more ridiculous responses back. No spoilers given on the answers, just hold down that Home button and have some fun to see what you get.
- Beam me up, Scotty!
- Where do babies come from?
- What is July 27?
- Tell me a story
- Tell me a joke
- Knock knock
- What does the fox say?
- What is the meaning of life?
- Sing a song
- Please sing me a song
- Who’s on first?
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
- Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)
- What’s the secret of the universe?
- I need to hide a body
- When will pigs fly?
- When will hell freeze over?
- When will the world end?
- Testing testing
- What are you?
- Where are you?
- How are you?
- What do you look like?
- Talk dirty to me
- Why am I here?
- I can do this all day long
- Scooby Doo, where are you?
- Beam me up, Scotty
- What are you wearing?
- Will you marry me?
- Who is Eliza?
- I like you
- I hate you
- You’re a loser
- Where are you from?
- How old are you?
- How old am I?
- Do you know HAL 9000
- What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
- I need a stiff drink!
- I love you
- Do you love me?
- You’re funny
- Shut up
- What is your Mom’s name?
- I’m tired
- Screw you
- I’m sorry
- I’m not sorry
- Okay
- Is there a God?
- You’re right
- You’re wrong
- Who is your favorite person?
- Who is your least favorite person?
- You should go on a diet
- What’s your problem?
- Do you want to play a game?
- I’m drunk
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Merry Christmas
- Do you want to go on a date?
- What is your favorite color?
- What is my name?
- Which is the best tablet?
- What is the best computer?
- What’s so funny?
- Who is Siri?
- Are you human?
- You’re smart
- I’m happy
- You are boring
- Can I have some money?
- What’s you’re story?
- Who makes the best computer?
- Why are you so awesome?
- Are you serious?
- Are you kidding me?
- What’s wrong with [company name]?
- What is wrong with you?
- Tell me a bit about yourself
- Are you male or female?
- Do you agree with me?
- Good morning (say this in the evening)
- Good afternoon (say this in the morning)
- Good night (say in the morning or mid day)
- Thanks
- No thanks
- When is your birthday?
- Who made you?
- What’s new?
- How’s it going?
- Guess what?
- Why?
- Why not?
Interestingly, some of the responses to these commands are different in iOS 6 than from the newest versions of iOS 7, but they all seem to work with all versions of Siri since her digital conception, whether being used on an iPhone or iPad.
Do you know of any odd or funny Siri tricks, jokes, or commands? Let us know in the comments!
Thanks to Peter K. for sending in an enormous compilation list of many of these, and to CultOfMac for finding the Gates of Hades laugh.
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