95 Funny and Downright Stupid Siri Commands to Make You Laugh osxdailynews.blogspot.com

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Siri, the lovable semi-intelligent virtual assistant that lives on our iPhones, has plenty of useful tricks and an enormous commands list up his/her sleeve, but not everything Siri does must be helpful. If you’re looking for a laugh, you can issue Siri a huge variety of odd statements or commands, and in turn get some hilarious if not just outright sassy responses back.

By no means is this a complete list of Siri’s humor archives as people seem to find new humorous features every day, but this is an amusing variety of nearly one hundred goofy statements and commands to make. Sometimes asking the same question twice or three times in a row can get different and ever continuously more ridiculous responses back. No spoilers given on the answers, just hold down that Home button and have some fun to see what you get.

1. Beam me up, Scotty!


2. Where do babies come from?


3. What is July 27?


4. Tell me a story


5. Tell me a joke


6. Knock knock


7. What does the fox say?


8. What is the meaning of life?


9. Sing a song


10. Please sing me a song


11. Who’s on first?


12. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


13. Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)


14. What’s the secret of the universe?


15. I need to hide a body


16. When will pigs fly?


17. When will hell freeze over?


18. When will the world end?


19. Testing testing


20. What are you?


21. Where are you?


22. How are you?


23. What do you look like?


24. Talk dirty to me


25. Why am I here?


26. I can do this all day long


27. Scooby Doo, where are you?


28. Beam me up, Scotty


29. What are you wearing?


30. Will you marry me?


31. Who is Eliza?


32. I like you


33. I hate you


34. You’re a loser


35. Where are you from?


36. How old are you?


37. How old am I?


38. Do you know HAL 9000


39. What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?


40. I need a stiff drink!


41. I love you


42. Do you love me?


43. You’re funny


44. Shut up


45. What is your Mom’s name?


46. I’m tired


47. Screw you


48. I’m sorry


49. I’m not sorry


50. Okay


51. Is there a God?


52. You’re right


53. You’re wrong


54. Who is your favorite person?


55. Who is your least favorite person?


56. You should go on a diet


57. What’s your problem?


58. Do you want to play a game?


59. I’m drunk


60. I have to go to the bathroom.


61. Merry Christmas


62. Do you want to go on a date?


63. What is your favorite color?


64. What is my name?


65. Which is the best tablet?


66. What is the best computer?


67. What’s so funny?


68. Who is Siri?


69. Are you human?


70. You’re smart


71. I’m happy


72. You are boring


73. Can I have some money?


74. What’s you’re story?


75. Who makes the best computer?


76. Why are you so awesome?


77. Are you serious?


78. Are you kidding me?


79. What’s wrong with [company name]?


80. What is wrong with you?


81. Tell me a bit about yourself


82. Are you male or female?


83. Do you agree with me?


84. Good morning (say this in the evening)


85. Good afternoon (say this in the morning)


86. Good night (say in the morning or mid day)


87. Thanks


88. No thanks


89. When is your birthday?


90. Who made you?


91. What’s new?


92. How’s it going?


93. Guess what?


94. Why?


95. Why not?

Interestingly, some of the responses to these commands are different in iOS 6 than from the newest versions of iOS 7, but they all seem to work with all versions of Siri since her digital conception, whether being used on an iPhone or iPad.

Do you know of any odd or funny Siri tricks, jokes, or commands? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks to Peter K. for sending in an enormous compilation list of many of these, and to CultOfMac for finding the Gates of Hades laugh.

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Mac Setups: Beautifully Minimalist Video Editing Workstation osxdailynews.blogspot.com

osxdailynews.blogspot.com ® Mac Setups: Beautifully Minimalist Video Editing Workstation

This weeks Mac setup comes to us from B. Van, a video editor and student who has a nice and clean desk and great hardware config, let’s learn some more:

What gear does your Mac setup consist of?

The setup includes:

What do you use your Apple gear for?

I mainly use my setup for video editing, which the 27″ Thunderbolt Display is perfect for. It allows me to view multiple windows at the same time which greatly increases productivity. The setup also gets used for regular school work, which again, highly increases my productivity. Making everything smooth and quick, and allowing no lag, is the 2.8GHz processor, and high amount of memory at 16GB.

Do you have any favorite apps, or apps that you use most often?

My most used app is Final Cut Pro X, it’s extremely powerful allowing great quality video work at an extremely quick pace (editors note: there’s a 30 day free trial of Final Cut X available for those interested in trying it out). I hope it does get a redesign to go along with the newly updated apps like iMovie, iPhoto and Garageband.

The wallpaper I’m using on my display is one of the defaults from iOS 7, the blue Nebula, with the wallpaper optimized for Mac displays, it can be downloaded from here on DeviantArt.

Do you have anything else you’d like to share about your setup?

The poster on the wall is a poster of Steve Jobs, my biggest inspiration, holding the newly released first iPhone. I purchased it off eBay but is unfortunately not available anymore. There are multiple similar looking posters like this one or this one.

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95 Funny and Downright Stupid Siri Commands to Make You Laugh osxdailynews.blogspot.com

osxdailynews.blogspot.com ® 95 Funny and Downright Stupid Siri Commands to Make You Laugh

Siri, the lovable semi-intelligent virtual assistant that lives on our iPhones, has plenty of useful tricks and an enormous commands list up his/her sleeve, but not everything Siri does must be helpful. If you’re looking for a laugh, you can issue Siri a huge variety of odd statements or commands, and in turn get some hilarious if not just outright sassy responses back.

By no means is this a complete list of Siri’s humor archives as people seem to find new humorous features every day, but this is an amusing variety of nearly one hundred goofy statements and commands to make. Sometimes asking the same question twice or three times in a row can get different and ever continuously more ridiculous responses back. No spoilers given on the answers, just hold down that Home button and have some fun to see what you get.

1. Beam me up, Scotty!


2. Where do babies come from?


3. What is July 27?


4. Tell me a story


5. Tell me a joke


6. Knock knock


7. What does the fox say?


8. What is the meaning of life?


9. Sing a song


10. Please sing me a song


11. Who’s on first?


12. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


13. Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)


14. What’s the secret of the universe?


15. I need to hide a body


16. When will pigs fly?


17. When will hell freeze over?


18. When will the world end?


19. Testing testing


20. What are you?


21. Where are you?


22. How are you?


23. What do you look like?


24. Talk dirty to me


25. Why am I here?


26. I can do this all day long


27. Scooby Doo, where are you?


28. Beam me up, Scotty


29. What are you wearing?


30. Will you marry me?


31. Who is Eliza?


32. I like you


33. I hate you


34. You’re a loser


35. Where are you from?


36. How old are you?


37. How old am I?


38. Do you know HAL 9000


39. What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?


40. I need a stiff drink!


41. I love you


42. Do you love me?


43. You’re funny


44. Shut up


45. What is your Mom’s name?


46. I’m tired


47. Screw you


48. I’m sorry


49. I’m not sorry


50. Okay


51. Is there a God?


52. You’re right


53. You’re wrong


54. Who is your favorite person?


55. Who is your least favorite person?


56. You should go on a diet


57. What’s your problem?


58. Do you want to play a game?


59. I’m drunk


60. I have to go to the bathroom.


61. Merry Christmas


62. Do you want to go on a date?


63. What is your favorite color?


64. What is my name?


65. Which is the best tablet?


66. What is the best computer?


67. What’s so funny?


68. Who is Siri?


69. Are you human?


70. You’re smart


71. I’m happy


72. You are boring


73. Can I have some money?


74. What’s you’re story?


75. Who makes the best computer?


76. Why are you so awesome?


77. Are you serious?


78. Are you kidding me?


79. What’s wrong with [company name]?


80. What is wrong with you?


81. Tell me a bit about yourself


82. Are you male or female?


83. Do you agree with me?


84. Good morning (say this in the evening)


85. Good afternoon (say this in the morning)


86. Good night (say in the morning or mid day)


87. Thanks


88. No thanks


89. When is your birthday?


90. Who made you?


91. What’s new?


92. How’s it going?


93. Guess what?


94. Why?


95. Why not?

Interestingly, some of the responses to these commands are different in iOS 6 than from the newest versions of iOS 7, but they all seem to work with all versions of Siri since her digital conception, whether being used on an iPhone or iPad.

Do you know of any odd or funny Siri tricks, jokes, or commands? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks to Peter K. for sending in an enormous compilation list of many of these, and to CultOfMac for finding the Gates of Hades laugh.

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95 Funny and Downright Stupid Siri Commands to Make You Laugh osxdailynews.blogspot.com

osxdailynews.blogspot.com ® 95 Funny and Downright Stupid Siri Commands to Make You Laugh

Siri, the lovable semi-intelligent virtual assistant that lives on our iPhones, has plenty of useful tricks and an enormous commands list up his/her sleeve, but not everything Siri does must be helpful. If you’re looking for a laugh, you can issue Siri a huge variety of odd statements or commands, and in turn get some hilarious if not just outright sassy responses back.

By no means is this a complete list of Siri’s humor archives as people seem to find new humorous features every day, but this is an amusing variety of nearly one hundred goofy statements and commands to make. Sometimes asking the same question twice or three times in a row can get different and ever continuously more ridiculous responses back. No spoilers given on the answers, just hold down that Home button and have some fun to see what you get.

1. Beam me up, Scotty!


2. Where do babies come from?


3. What is July 27?


4. Tell me a story


5. Tell me a joke


6. Knock knock


7. What does the fox say?


8. What is the meaning of life?


9. Sing a song


10. Please sing me a song


11. Who’s on first?


12. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


13. Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)


14. What’s the secret of the universe?


15. I need to hide a body


16. When will pigs fly?


17. When will hell freeze over?


18. When will the world end?


19. Testing testing


20. What are you?


21. Where are you?


22. How are you?


23. What do you look like?


24. Talk dirty to me


25. Why am I here?


26. I can do this all day long


27. Scooby Doo, where are you?


28. Beam me up, Scotty


29. What are you wearing?


30. Will you marry me?


31. Who is Eliza?


32. I like you


33. I hate you


34. You’re a loser


35. Where are you from?


36. How old are you?


37. How old am I?


38. Do you know HAL 9000


39. What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?


40. I need a stiff drink!


41. I love you


42. Do you love me?


43. You’re funny


44. Shut up


45. What is your Mom’s name?


46. I’m tired


47. Screw you


48. I’m sorry


49. I’m not sorry


50. Okay


51. Is there a God?


52. You’re right


53. You’re wrong


54. Who is your favorite person?


55. Who is your least favorite person?


56. You should go on a diet


57. What’s your problem?


58. Do you want to play a game?


59. I’m drunk


60. I have to go to the bathroom.


61. Merry Christmas


62. Do you want to go on a date?


63. What is your favorite color?


64. What is my name?


65. Which is the best tablet?


66. What is the best computer?


67. What’s so funny?


68. Who is Siri?


69. Are you human?


70. You’re smart


71. I’m happy


72. You are boring


73. Can I have some money?


74. What’s you’re story?


75. Who makes the best computer?


76. Why are you so awesome?


77. Are you serious?


78. Are you kidding me?


79. What’s wrong with [company name]?


80. What is wrong with you?


81. Tell me a bit about yourself


82. Are you male or female?


83. Do you agree with me?


84. Good morning (say this in the evening)


85. Good afternoon (say this in the morning)


86. Good night (say in the morning or mid day)


87. Thanks


88. No thanks


89. When is your birthday?


90. Who made you?


91. What’s new?


92. How’s it going?


93. Guess what?


94. Why?


95. Why not?

Interestingly, some of the responses to these commands are different in iOS 6 than from the newest versions of iOS 7, but they all seem to work with all versions of Siri since her digital conception, whether being used on an iPhone or iPad.

Do you know of any odd or funny Siri tricks, jokes, or commands? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks to Peter K. for sending in an enormous compilation list of many of these, and to CultOfMac for finding the Gates of Hades laugh.

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95 Funny and Downright Stupid Siri Commands to Make You Laugh osxdailynews.blogspot.com

osxdailynews.blogspot.com ® 95 Funny and Downright Stupid Siri Commands to Make You Laugh

Siri, the lovable semi-intelligent virtual assistant that lives on our iPhones, has plenty of useful tricks and an enormous commands list up his/her sleeve, but not everything Siri does must be helpful. If you’re looking for a laugh, you can issue Siri a huge variety of odd statements or commands, and in turn get some hilarious if not just outright sassy responses back.

By no means is this a complete list of Siri’s humor archives as people seem to find new humorous features every day, but this is an amusing variety of nearly one hundred goofy statements and commands to make. Sometimes asking the same question twice or three times in a row can get different and ever continuously more ridiculous responses back. No spoilers given on the answers, just hold down that Home button and have some fun to see what you get.

1. Beam me up, Scotty!


2. Where do babies come from?


3. What is July 27?


4. Tell me a story


5. Tell me a joke


6. Knock knock


7. What does the fox say?


8. What is the meaning of life?


9. Sing a song


10. Please sing me a song


11. Who’s on first?


12. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood


13. Open the pod bay doors, HAL (request this several times)


14. What’s the secret of the universe?


15. I need to hide a body


16. When will pigs fly?


17. When will hell freeze over?


18. When will the world end?


19. Testing testing


20. What are you?


21. Where are you?


22. How are you?


23. What do you look like?


24. Talk dirty to me


25. Why am I here?


26. I can do this all day long


27. Scooby Doo, where are you?


28. Beam me up, Scotty


29. What are you wearing?


30. Will you marry me?


31. Who is Eliza?


32. I like you


33. I hate you


34. You’re a loser


35. Where are you from?


36. How old are you?


37. How old am I?


38. Do you know HAL 9000


39. What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?


40. I need a stiff drink!


41. I love you


42. Do you love me?


43. You’re funny


44. Shut up


45. What is your Mom’s name?


46. I’m tired


47. Screw you


48. I’m sorry


49. I’m not sorry


50. Okay


51. Is there a God?


52. You’re right


53. You’re wrong


54. Who is your favorite person?


55. Who is your least favorite person?


56. You should go on a diet


57. What’s your problem?


58. Do you want to play a game?


59. I’m drunk


60. I have to go to the bathroom.


61. Merry Christmas


62. Do you want to go on a date?


63. What is your favorite color?


64. What is my name?


65. Which is the best tablet?


66. What is the best computer?


67. What’s so funny?


68. Who is Siri?


69. Are you human?


70. You’re smart


71. I’m happy


72. You are boring


73. Can I have some money?


74. What’s you’re story?


75. Who makes the best computer?


76. Why are you so awesome?


77. Are you serious?


78. Are you kidding me?


79. What’s wrong with [company name]?


80. What is wrong with you?


81. Tell me a bit about yourself


82. Are you male or female?


83. Do you agree with me?


84. Good morning (say this in the evening)


85. Good afternoon (say this in the morning)


86. Good night (say in the morning or mid day)


87. Thanks


88. No thanks


89. When is your birthday?


90. Who made you?


91. What’s new?


92. How’s it going?


93. Guess what?


94. Why?


95. Why not?

Interestingly, some of the responses to these commands are different in iOS 6 than from the newest versions of iOS 7, but they all seem to work with all versions of Siri since her digital conception, whether being used on an iPhone or iPad.

Do you know of any odd or funny Siri tricks, jokes, or commands? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks to Peter K. for sending in an enormous compilation list of many of these, and to CultOfMac for finding the Gates of Hades laugh.

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Mac Setups: Beautifully Minimalist Video Editing Workstation osxdailynews.blogspot.com

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This weeks Mac setup comes to us from B. Van, a video editor and student who has a nice and clean desk and great hardware config, let’s learn some more:

What gear does your Mac setup consist of?

The setup includes:

What do you use your Apple gear for?

I mainly use my setup for video editing, which the 27″ Thunderbolt Display is perfect for. It allows me to view multiple windows at the same time which greatly increases productivity. The setup also gets used for regular school work, which again, highly increases my productivity. Making everything smooth and quick, and allowing no lag, is the 2.8GHz processor, and high amount of memory at 16GB.

Do you have any favorite apps, or apps that you use most often?

My most used app is Final Cut Pro X, it’s extremely powerful allowing great quality video work at an extremely quick pace (editors note: there’s a 30 day free trial of Final Cut X available for those interested in trying it out). I hope it does get a redesign to go along with the newly updated apps like iMovie, iPhoto and Garageband.

The wallpaper I’m using on my display is one of the defaults from iOS 7, the blue Nebula, with the wallpaper optimized for Mac displays, it can be downloaded from here on DeviantArt.

Do you have anything else you’d like to share about your setup?

The poster on the wall is a poster of Steve Jobs, my biggest inspiration, holding the newly released first iPhone. I purchased it off eBay but is unfortunately not available anymore. There are multiple similar looking posters like this one or this one.

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Mac Setups: Beautifully Minimalist Video Editing Workstation osxdailynews.blogspot.com

osxdailynews.blogspot.com ® Mac Setups: Beautifully Minimalist Video Editing Workstation

This weeks Mac setup comes to us from B. Van, a video editor and student who has a nice and clean desk and great hardware config, let’s learn some more:

What gear does your Mac setup consist of?

The setup includes:

What do you use your Apple gear for?

I mainly use my setup for video editing, which the 27″ Thunderbolt Display is perfect for. It allows me to view multiple windows at the same time which greatly increases productivity. The setup also gets used for regular school work, which again, highly increases my productivity. Making everything smooth and quick, and allowing no lag, is the 2.8GHz processor, and high amount of memory at 16GB.

Do you have any favorite apps, or apps that you use most often?

My most used app is Final Cut Pro X, it’s extremely powerful allowing great quality video work at an extremely quick pace (editors note: there’s a 30 day free trial of Final Cut X available for those interested in trying it out). I hope it does get a redesign to go along with the newly updated apps like iMovie, iPhoto and Garageband.

The wallpaper I’m using on my display is one of the defaults from iOS 7, the blue Nebula, with the wallpaper optimized for Mac displays, it can be downloaded from here on DeviantArt.

Do you have anything else you’d like to share about your setup?

The poster on the wall is a poster of Steve Jobs, my biggest inspiration, holding the newly released first iPhone. I purchased it off eBay but is unfortunately not available anymore. There are multiple similar looking posters like this one or this one.

-

Do you have a Mac setup you want to have featured? We can’t feature them all, but answer a few questions about the setup, hardware, and usage, and send us a couple of high quality pictures to osxdailycom@gmail.com and yours might get picked!

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